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  <title>-Shit Happens-</title>
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  <updated>2007-06-13T15:17:11Z</updated>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2007-06-13T23:16:00</title>
    <published>2007-06-13T15:17:11Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-13T15:17:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;new layout!&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; YAY!!!!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funnychicken:48583</id>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2007-06-13T22:22:00</title>
    <published>2007-06-13T14:23:19Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-13T14:24:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">from &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_torak' lj:user='torak' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://torak.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://torak.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;torak&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;I hope you know who you are.&amp;nbsp; even though i've been neglecting my LJ a lil/a lot.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funnychicken:48378</id>
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    <title>Exams</title>
    <published>2007-06-13T14:18:29Z</published>
    <updated>2007-06-13T14:18:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So i got my exam results back this week. 70% for maths, 52% for physical science and 44.4% for biology.&amp;nbsp; I wanted higher for maths...told myself i wanted over 70% so its not that bad.&amp;nbsp; Biology i thought i did better.&amp;nbsp; But was really surprised that i did so well for physical science.&amp;nbsp; I just wish mum was proud of me.&amp;nbsp; I told her what i got and all she said was "is that what you wanted".&amp;nbsp; And when i told noel all he said was that i should have done better.&amp;nbsp; He who did non-tee and got sent home from school once a month for being drunk or stoned.&amp;nbsp; Oh well.&amp;nbsp; I can deal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got tomorrow off college, some test for english and media students.&amp;nbsp; So all the morning classes are cancelled.&amp;nbsp; and i dont have any afternoon classes.&amp;nbsp; Think i might go shopping.&amp;nbsp; Need some jeans or something.&amp;nbsp; Only got like 2 pairs of long pants to wear this winter.&amp;nbsp; Gunna freeze.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was one year for me and pen on monday.&amp;nbsp; One year.&amp;nbsp; I still cant quite believe it.&amp;nbsp; I love her so much.&amp;nbsp; And i miss her so much it hurts.&amp;nbsp; She's in an exam at the moment.&amp;nbsp; I feel like staying up to see how she went when she gets back, but i'm really tired.&amp;nbsp; and i dont know why.&amp;nbsp; I've been feeling really tired lately.&amp;nbsp; Meh.</content>
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    <title>lyrics...</title>
    <published>2007-03-28T15:45:20Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-28T15:45:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">What i feel right now.&amp;nbsp; I just want to be with her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="NoUnder"&gt;Lyrics&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="5" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana"&gt; &lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;span class="NoUnderPlain"&gt;Nicole Kidman - One Day I'll Fly Away Lyrics&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="5" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I follow the night&lt;br /&gt; Can't stand the light&lt;br /&gt; When will I begin to live again&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; One day I'll fly away&lt;br /&gt; Leave all this to yesterday&lt;br /&gt; What more could your love do for me&lt;br /&gt; When will love be through with me&lt;br /&gt; Why live life from dream to dream&lt;br /&gt; And dread the day when dreaming ends&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; One day I'll fly away&lt;br /&gt; Leave all this to yesterday&lt;br /&gt; Why live life from dream to dream&lt;br /&gt; And dread the day when dreaming ends&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; One day I'll fly away&lt;br /&gt; Fly fly away...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Puppy</title>
    <published>2007-01-14T14:33:23Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-14T14:33:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So my dog probly has epilepsy.&amp;nbsp; And i'm scared shitless.&amp;nbsp; hes been having fits for a while now...and we took him to the vet a couple of times.&amp;nbsp; First time was after his first fit, we took him to the emrgency vet because it was at night.&amp;nbsp; They said it was probly epilepsy and to take him to see our regular vet the next day.&amp;nbsp; We decided not to in case it was just a one off fit.&amp;nbsp; Wishful thinking i guess.&amp;nbsp; But anyway.&amp;nbsp; He didnt have another fit for maybe a week.&amp;nbsp; And then had 2 i think.&amp;nbsp; So we took hmi to the vet the next day.&amp;nbsp; our normal vet.&amp;nbsp; He said it was probly epilepsy too.&amp;nbsp; Until he saw how many fleas oscar had.&amp;nbsp; He said the fits might be caused by the fleas.&amp;nbsp; So we got lots of flea stuff and treated him.&amp;nbsp; After a few weeks he stopped having fits.&amp;nbsp; So we thought wow. it was the fleas. he'll be fine now.&amp;nbsp; But then on friday, he had another fit.&amp;nbsp; So we took him to the vets straight away to get blood tests done.&amp;nbsp; We got the results back today.&amp;nbsp; they were clear. so it probly is epilepsy.&amp;nbsp; In the mean time hes had LOTS of fits.&amp;nbsp; Since friday that is.&amp;nbsp; He's probly had about 10.&amp;nbsp; So this morning we picked up the drugs for him to treat epilepsy from the vet.&amp;nbsp; he said they'd probly make him a little dopey.&amp;nbsp; So tonight we gave him two with his food.&amp;nbsp; then about an hour later he had another fit.&amp;nbsp; Then about half an hour later, he was dopey. VERY dopey. like layed on the floor and didnt move and couldnt focus on anything dopey.&amp;nbsp; He was like that for about 20mins.&amp;nbsp; Mum got worried and told me about it.&amp;nbsp; Incase its not because of the meds and something else is wrong.&amp;nbsp; But he got up after a while, went over to the couch and curled up and went to sleep.&amp;nbsp; Mums sleeping in the lounge with him tonight to keep an eye on him. I hope he's ok.&amp;nbsp; I love him so much and dont want to lose him.</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2007-01-12T18:30:00</title>
    <published>2007-01-12T10:30:56Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-12T10:30:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Atomic - blondie</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;Ganked from &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_muldy' lj:user='muldy' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://muldy.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://muldy.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;muldy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="I wanna know about YOU"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hello f-list,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW...&lt;br /&gt;I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 1.Your Full Name:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 2. Age:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 3. Single or Taken:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 4. Favorite Movie:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 5. Favorite Song:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 6. Favorite Band/Artist:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 7. Dirty or Clean:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 1. Do we know each other outside of &lt;strike&gt;myspace&lt;/strike&gt; LJ?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 2. What's your philosophy on life?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 3. Would you have my back in a fight?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 5. What is your favorite memory of us?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 6. If I was in the hospital would you visit me?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 9. Can we get together and make a cake?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 12. Do you think I'm a good person?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 13. Would you drive across country with me?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 14. What was your opinion of me when we first met?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 15. If you could change anything about me, would you?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 16. What do you wear to sleep?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 18. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <title>birthdayness</title>
    <published>2007-01-08T10:01:19Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-08T10:01:19Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Billy - The Fratellis</lj:music>
    <content type="html">OMGOMGOMGOMG!&lt;br /&gt;I have THE best girlfriend in the whole world. and everyone needs to know that!&lt;br /&gt;She got me THE best birthday present. EVER!&lt;br /&gt;An england soccer shirt.&amp;nbsp; with my favourite number and my name on it!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="for photo of shirtness..."&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/shirtness.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>new year</title>
    <published>2006-12-31T15:27:59Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-31T15:27:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so its now 2007. and i've just realised i have acomplished absolutely nothing this last year.&amp;nbsp; I dropped out of tafe after half a year. then spent the rest of the year sitting on my arse doing nothing. absolutely nothing.&amp;nbsp; Fuck. i have nothing. Except a girl on the otherside of the world who would be far better off without me.</content>
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    <title>Friends page</title>
    <published>2006-12-28T09:06:37Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-28T09:06:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So i'm not an LJ geius...beleive it or not! &lt;br /&gt;Is there any way that you can choose which friends/communities show up on your friends page?&amp;nbsp; COs i'm sick of weeding through all the coms to read real peoples posts....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;any help greatly appreciated!!!</content>
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    <title>silliness</title>
    <published>2006-12-28T06:45:41Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-28T06:45:41Z</updated>
    <category term="silliness"/>
    <category term="pen"/>
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    <lj:music>scissor sisters - take your mamma out</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I love penny&lt;br /&gt;Penny is silly&lt;br /&gt;this is why i love her&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Proof of silliness"&gt;She does silly things on cam.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Screen caps...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/pen1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/upsidedown.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/sillybenny.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/hatness2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS - Pen...if ur reading this... dont kill me!&amp;nbsp; Please? *hides*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Joe-Joe</title>
    <published>2006-12-27T09:44:40Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-27T09:44:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>scissor sisters - kiss you off</lj:music>
    <content type="html">This morning one of our cats was put down.&amp;nbsp; She'd been having trouble breathing over the last few days but we couldnt take her to the vet because of the public holidays. The vet said she had either a chest infection or a broken diaphram. Neither of which could be fixed really.&amp;nbsp; It hasnt really sunk in that shes dead yet i dont think.&amp;nbsp; I havent even cried.&amp;nbsp; Which is damn unusual for me. i normally cry at the drop of a hat....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Read more..."&gt;&lt;img width="394" height="295" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/04121800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/04121805.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/04122700.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="383" height="286" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/3-7-05001.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="335" height="251" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/15march06007.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="369" height="277" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/eye001.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="380" height="285" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/joe.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="355" height="266" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/P1012390.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="347" height="260" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/Picture001.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="343" height="256" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/Picture048.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="334" height="250" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/FuNnYcHiCkEn/Photos/Animals/Rowans031.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>bored much?</title>
    <published>2006-12-27T06:20:52Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-27T06:23:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;nicked from torak!!!!
&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Different Questions&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;How do you respond when someone greets you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;crash tackle most people into a hug... &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;You can have gold jewelry or silver jewelry.  Which do you choose?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;silver &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Can you realistically see yourself at age eighty-four?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;nope &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you scoff at the ignorance and impulsiveness of youth...:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;hehe. yeah. specially my own &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;...or do you hate it when people judge others just by their age?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;i do hate it &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's the most impulsive, random, or craziest thing you've ever done?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;fall in love with a girl on the other side of the world... altho i've loved her since i met her..and she was in perth then! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's your favourite colour of ink to write in?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;Red &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever thought you were in love?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;i am &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever said you hated someone?  (Or thought it?):&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yeah. dont normally mean it though &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you scoff at the human race?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yes &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Which is better, in your opinion: summer or winter?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;WINTER &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever solved a Rubik's cube?  (Or tried?):&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;tried. peeled stickers off too. and thrown it against the wall... &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Choose one: sticky notes or duct tape.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;GAFFA TAPE &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Are you a morning person?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;hell no. i tend to avoid mornings by sleeping through them &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;You can have any breakfast food you want.  What is it?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;Croissant &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you believe in horoscopes and astrology?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;no &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's the funniest Chinese fortune you've ever gotten from a cookie?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;never had one :-o &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you have any "trademarked" sayings or words you use constantly?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;Maaaaaaybe. feck off. prove it. aye. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Sun, rain, or sunshowers?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;rain &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Does music have any effect on your mood?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;i tend to listen to music that fits my mood. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's the neatest pet you've ever owned?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;i love all my pets &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name a song that makes you feel warm and fuzzy.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;valerie by the zutons. cos pen says it makes her think of me &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you think Canadian geese should go the hell home?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;*pulls face* &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's your view on homosexuality?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;pft. gays should be shot!  Clearly! lol. :P &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What about religion?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;everyone to their own *shrugs* &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do little kids make you smile or cringe?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;both &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do dumb blonde jokes annoy you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;nope. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do dead baby jokes offend you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yes &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;How much do you curse?  (Or does it offend you?):&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;a lot. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;How much do you care about how others perceive you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;depends who &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What scares you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;losing pen &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What humbles you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;many things &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What encourages you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;Pen &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What discourages you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;Depression and anxiety &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you kill insects?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;only mozzies &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you litter...or loathe litterbugs?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;loathe them &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do small animals, like squirrels or bunnies, scare you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;only when they have a manic look in their eyes &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do clowns actually make you laugh, or do you find them frightening?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;they make me laugh &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you like balloons?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yup &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever squirted whipped cream into your mouth from the can?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yup &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Which is better: the actual cake, or the icing?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;cake &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever stayed up all night?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;many times &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's your favourite {physical} feature?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;my eyes &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's your least favourite {physical} feature?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;my boobs &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;When birds sing, do you want to shoot them, or do you love it?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;depends &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Thunderstorms: awesome or bothersome?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;awesome &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you find freckles attractive?  (On yourself or on others.):&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yup. love them &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you like animated films or cartoons?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;some &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name a movie that makes you feel warm and fuzzy.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;imagine me and you &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name a movie that scared the hell out of you.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;amityville horror &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever use words of another language just to confuse people?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;mmhmm &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever do weird things in public to get people to stare at you?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;i tend to do them anyway. notto get attention. just bcause i'm mad like that &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name the most random, pointless item in your room.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;erm.... *looks around* rubbish. lol. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name a few things you can touch from where you're sitting.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;keyboard. mouse. oscar. torch. CDs. Pen (writing one not sexy girlfriend one) &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What happens when you die?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;you stop breathing &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever been in an airplane?  (Are you scared of flying, or do you like it?):&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;love it. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Rainbows: beautiful, or too happy and gaudy for your tastes?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;pride much? &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What ancient civilization intrigues you most?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;pagans...wait. they're not a civilisation. so... king arthur times? &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;dont ever want to grow up. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Are you apprehensive about the future?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;some things &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you think too much about the past?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;nope &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Are you good at solving riddles?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;some &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you like to try new things?  Do you like change and variety?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;hate change. but i like trying new things. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever stayed up for a phone call even though you were tired?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;no. she doesnt call me. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Ever swam in the ocean?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;erm. yeah! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Pick one: pizza, burger, hotdog, cheesesteak, sub/hoagie/sandwich.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;sub &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What's your favourite snackfood?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;chocolate &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you get the munchies or strange cravings a lot?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yup. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you drink a lot of water?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;yup &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;"Sammich" or "sandwich"?  ...do you like peanut butter and jelly?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;sammich.  and no. i dont &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name one thing that would make you reply, "Bullshit.":&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;penny's quitting uni and moving to perth &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Do you get a lot of exercise?  ...and play video games?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;i play video games. shit all exercise tho &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Name a pet peeve of yours.:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;time differences &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;How do you feel that I didn't ask your name?:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left"&gt;dont care &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S27665/Different_Questions.html" title="Different Questions"&gt;Take this survey&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys"&gt;Find more surveys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink"&gt;Bzoink&lt;/a&gt; - The Original Survey Site&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2006-12-26T23:27:00</title>
    <published>2006-12-26T14:38:40Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-26T14:38:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">OMG! i havent written in here for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!&amp;nbsp; So bad!&amp;nbsp; Sorry flist! *hangs head in shame*&lt;br /&gt;I do still love you all!&amp;nbsp; Really i do!&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so my life is pretty shit atm. consists of barely leaving the house because of anxiety, being yelled at mum for not going out. and for "not making an effort". *rolls eyes* i want it to go away as much as she does! More in fact!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But pen cheers me up. which is good. i lover her to bits. even if she is on the other side of the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now, i shall go stare at her doing her homework on webcam.&amp;nbsp; because i'm mad like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Night Night</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2006-10-14T13:18:00</title>
    <published>2006-10-14T13:28:36Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-14T13:28:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Ok. I havent updated in a while. sorry flist!&amp;nbsp; You've probly all given up on me!&amp;nbsp; But i shall TRY to get back in the habit!&amp;nbsp; I swear!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So i need a job.&amp;nbsp; A FUN job. One that wont be all that hard for me. and one where there time will pass reasonably quickly.&amp;nbsp; Any suggestions???&lt;br /&gt;Preferably full-time so that i can earn more money and stuff. But part-time'd be ok as well. I'm just so sick of having nothing to do.&amp;nbsp; Plus the money would come in handy to get me to england to see pen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On another note. I'm never drinking again.&amp;nbsp; Least not while pens on the other side of the world.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Last night at Jeremys 18th i got drunk and went and sat out on the driveway and started balling my eyes out.&amp;nbsp; It didnt help that vicki and maeve were all over each other.&amp;nbsp; Then wen i went back inside they came and sat with me, then kept perposely snogging right in front of my face.&amp;nbsp; I just wish penny was here.&amp;nbsp; Everything seems pointless without her.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;So i got home last night and came on msn to talk to her before she had to go to dinner.&amp;nbsp; Point is, i was still drunk and we ended up fighting, which ALWAYS seems to happen wen i'm drunk.&amp;nbsp; So we argued for a bit and then she had to go to dinner.&amp;nbsp; I msg'd her and its all sorted now.&amp;nbsp; But shes away at army selection camp til tomorrow night.&amp;nbsp; And i MISS HER LIKE HELL!&amp;nbsp; Not being able to talk to her on msn. Not being able to see her stupid grin on webcam.&amp;nbsp; I havent even got an sms since like 7:30am this morning.&amp;nbsp; I know its not her fault she hasnt msg'd me. Shes busy with training and the like. But it doesnt make it any bloody easier.&lt;br /&gt;Ah well. She'll be back sometime tomorrow night. so HOPEFULLY i'll get to talk to her then.&amp;nbsp; Becuase IF i remember right, she has lectures ALL DAY on monday.&amp;nbsp; Which blows.&lt;br /&gt;But hey. I'll survive.&amp;nbsp; Sorry for my ranting everyone!</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2006-09-23T19:05:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-23T11:17:53Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/eagles.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE EAGLES!&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Clearly my team will win the grandfinal this year.&amp;nbsp; Swans, you is gunna get ur ARSES KICKED!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2006-09-18T17:56:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-18T10:43:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-18T10:43:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">*glares at australia*&lt;br /&gt;WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!&lt;br /&gt;First, you kick my girlfriend out of the country.&lt;br /&gt;you WONT LET ME GET MARRIED!&lt;br /&gt;and NOW!&lt;br /&gt;YOU VOTE REIGAN OFF IDOL!&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHATS THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just becuase shes different!&amp;nbsp; and has her own style!&amp;nbsp; YOU VOTE HER OFF?&amp;nbsp; WHAT THE FUCK!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Shes one of the NICEST GIRLS I KNOW!&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;*continues glaring at australia*</content>
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    <title>i told mum i'm gay....</title>
    <published>2006-09-15T12:49:14Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-15T12:49:14Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">*bangs head against wall*&lt;br /&gt;I told mum.&amp;nbsp; and i dont think she belvies me still.&amp;nbsp; SO INFURIATING!&amp;nbsp; *bangs head against the wall some more*&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;In like march this year, i told mum i was thinking abuot my sexuality, and all she said was "dont worry kim, i'm sure your into men"&amp;nbsp; *rolls eyes*&lt;br /&gt;So tonight, i sit down with her and say... "u kno how earlier this year i told u i was thinking about my sexuality... well i'm pretty sure i'm gay. I'm not compltely sure if I'm bi or gay, but i know that i like girls. and at the moment, i dont like boys."&amp;nbsp; and she asked me what made me think this.&amp;nbsp; so i told her i was in love with penny. then she goes and asks all these stoopid questions about me and pens relationship, like have i told her i love her, and what di she say when i told her, and how open about it is pen and stuff.&amp;nbsp; Ugh. SO FRUSTRATING!&amp;nbsp; So after some more questions about how do i know how i feel about people, she tells me not to make a buig deal out of it. and not to broadcast it.&amp;nbsp; BLOODY HELL! Just becuase i'm telling her does not mean i'm broadcasting it!&amp;nbsp; So i asked her if she was ashamed of it, or if it made her uncomfortable, but she said it didnt.&amp;nbsp; Then i got up and got myself some dinner and tried to escape to my room, but no, she stops me and says i spend all my time locked up in my room and never spend any time with her.&amp;nbsp; So i sit down on the couch next to her and she turns around and goes on the computer!&amp;nbsp; I mean come on, what the fuck!?!&amp;nbsp; Tell me to spend more time with her and then ignore me?&amp;nbsp; So i started talking to her again... and finished my dinner.&amp;nbsp; Then Asked her if i cud go back to my room. and she said i cud. so here i am!&amp;nbsp; Mum knows that i like girls.&amp;nbsp; Even if she is in denial.&amp;nbsp; She also knows I'm in love with penny. Altho she tried to tell me that i'm not really in love with her... *glares*&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, thats my 'coming out' story i guess.... pretty uneventful.&amp;nbsp; I mean telling my mates and stuff was a peice of piss!&amp;nbsp; But telling mum, she just doesnt beleive me!&amp;nbsp; Gah!&amp;nbsp; Even grainne beleived me!&amp;nbsp; I thought mum had figured it out, after pen staying ehre and stuff. but no, she's either in denial BIG TIME or is even stupider then i thought.&lt;br /&gt;*bangs head against the wall somemore*</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2006-09-13T18:00:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-13T10:17:02Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-13T10:17:02Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ben - Micahel Jackson</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="becuase i'm boooorrrrreeeedddd"&gt;Ganked from &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_muldy' lj:user='muldy' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://muldy.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://muldy.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;muldy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; clearly!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;01. When was the last time you had sex? depends what u count as having sex... in MY opinion.. saturday&lt;br /&gt;02. How do you flush the toilet in a public bathroom? press the button...&lt;br /&gt;03. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Yes...&lt;br /&gt;04. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it: phone credit *hangs head in shame*&lt;br /&gt;05. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? FI! U is GORGEOUS! TOOL!&amp;nbsp; aparently i looked like.. kit? from home and away ages ago....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;06. What is your favorite pizza topping? *giggles at fi* meatlovers.&amp;nbsp; clearly!&lt;br /&gt;07. Do you crack your knuckles? Yups&lt;br /&gt;08. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head? most songs when they is stuck in my head... any song about love atm tho *pulls face*&lt;br /&gt;09. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? nope *grins* cus i gots music on&lt;br /&gt;10. What are your superpowers?&amp;nbsp; going a month without brushin my hair *is proud*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Peppermint or spearmint? spearmint&lt;br /&gt;12. Where are your car keys? on my bed... no wait. on the kitcehn counter&lt;br /&gt;13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? PENNYS!&amp;nbsp; lol. actually anyones...&lt;br /&gt;14. What's your most annoying habit? crying and being down *upulls face*&lt;br /&gt;15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be? Gosh thats a hard one.&amp;nbsp; haha wait no. AMANDA VANSTONE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. What is your best physical feature? erm.. methinks my hair.. NOT MY BOOBS!&lt;br /&gt;17. What CD is closest to you right now? Sims unleashed CD rom :p&lt;br /&gt;18. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?&amp;nbsp; erm... *giggles* copha. thats been there for YEARS! and umm...&amp;nbsp; margerine.&amp;nbsp; and&amp;nbsp; letuce.&amp;nbsp; nomrally off..... &lt;br /&gt;19. Black cat in your path: BAD or who cares? *giggles* laugh and push her over.&amp;nbsp; cus u is describing MIA!&lt;br /&gt;20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? nope...well.. i havent yet......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. What OCD qualities do you have? LOL! I HAVE to wear odd socks... mostly :p&lt;br /&gt;22. What do you do when no one is watching? erm.. brush my hair? LOL!&lt;br /&gt;23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you? Gosh.&amp;nbsp; hehe. drew barrymore looks more like me then u fi!&amp;nbsp; so i say she can play me!&lt;br /&gt;24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? i dunt care&lt;br /&gt;25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most? Curly Wurleys...can NEVER FIND THEM! &lt;br /&gt;26. What is your favorite kids' movie? Erm... Charlie and the choclate factory?&lt;br /&gt;27. What is in the back seat of your car right now? nothing. but earlier the cat was.&amp;nbsp; and she kept jumping at the cloth when i was washing the car&lt;br /&gt;28. What is your all-time favorite sports team? SOCCEROOS!&amp;nbsp; *grins*&lt;br /&gt;29. What was the last thing you threw up? Erm.. icypole i think....&lt;br /&gt;30. What is the best picture you have in your possession? god i dunno... all my pics of me and pen!&amp;nbsp; Well.. most of them.&amp;nbsp; some are just CRAP!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. Have you ever had a private maid? HAHAHA! NO!&lt;br /&gt;32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing? Erm.... i unno... havent bought anything in a while.. no wait!&amp;nbsp; My smoothie at the airport!&amp;nbsp; clearly! ccus i only drank like.. a quarter then gave the rest to linda!&lt;br /&gt;33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne? erm.. roseanne?&lt;br /&gt;34. What is your favorite line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off? cant rememebr if i've seen it....&lt;br /&gt;35. Does anyone have any blackmail on you?god yeah.&amp;nbsp; everyone who knows i'm a dyke!&amp;nbsp; Cus clearly i aint told mum yet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. What do you think of pee wee herman? *raises eyebrow*&lt;br /&gt;37. Have you been to a strip club?&amp;nbsp; NEARLY!&amp;nbsp; But then we realised the one we were going to go in was gentlemen only.. SEXIST BASTARDS!&lt;br /&gt;38. Do you like tan lines? *giggles*&amp;nbsp; they is foony!&amp;nbsp; INNIT!&lt;br /&gt;39. What is the last bet you lost? erm.... well someone bet me that it' be all awkward with pen... so i lost that one...&lt;br /&gt;40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked? lol. yeah. but luckily all my mates love my girl!&amp;nbsp; *grins like a dope*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>this sucks....</title>
    <published>2006-09-12T09:46:55Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-12T09:46:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I cant even write a fucking resume.&amp;nbsp; I'm so screwed!&amp;nbsp; and then maeve goes and points out if i'm so stressed about APPLYING for a job, whats it gunna be like when i have to go to an interview?&amp;nbsp; I'm SO SCREWED!&amp;nbsp; *head desk* I'm never going to get to england am i?&amp;nbsp; *cries*&lt;br /&gt;I cant stand this!&amp;nbsp; for the last three weeks I've felt indestructable with penny here. but now. shes gone and everythings back to its usual shitty self. cept worse.&amp;nbsp; becuase mum keeps getting cranky at me becuase i'm in a shite mood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok.. i gtg driving now.&amp;nbsp; My uncles taking me....I shall continue this rant later..</content>
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    <title>meme...</title>
    <published>2006-09-12T05:54:20Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-12T05:54:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="ganked from fi"&gt;Whats your name spelt backwards?: Mik&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What did you do last night?: cried and got pissed off cus msn wasnt working&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: bill n ben pics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last time you swam in a pool?: Erm.. earlier this year sometime....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you wearing?: *giggles* red top and my beer boxers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How many cars have you owned?: 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Type of music you dislike most?: rap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you registered to vote?: Yup!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you have cable?: no. OMG fi, u have no TV!&amp;nbsp; *dies*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What kind of computer do you use?: Acer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever made a prank phone call?: maaaaaaaaaybe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You like anyone right now?: yes. my gorgeous girlfriend penny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: yeash&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Furthest place you ever traveled?:Ireland&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's your favorite comic strip?: erm... i have no idea.... rugrats?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:LOL no I don't know the second verse beyond "Beneath our radiant southern cross we toil with hearts and hands" *agress with fi* but does anyone?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shower, morning or night?: Whenever I can be fucked...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best movie you've seen in the past month?: PIRATES 2!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favorite pizza toppings?: Meatlovers!! Yumm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chips or popcorn?: Chips&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What cell phone provider do you have?: Optus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: nope buti want to try it now! lol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:BAHAHAH! totally... NOT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Orange Juice or apple?: orange.&amp;nbsp; apple juice makes me pee heaps!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: Umm... mum?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favorite chocolate bar?: TWIX innit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who is your longest friend and how long?: No idea.... i guess i cant say my cousins... so maybe.. OMG penny?&amp;nbsp; WOw. thats kinda scary....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: week ago&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever won a trophy?: Yeha. heaps through scouts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favorite arcade game?: Daytona&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever ordered from an infomercial?: Nope...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sprite or 7-UP?: Sprite&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: *laughs at fi*&amp;nbsp; yeha. most aussie schools have uniform innit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: nothing...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever thrown up in public?: yeah... Bens 18th&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: methinks i already have love... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you believe in love at first sight?: no idea&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: spongebob all the way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you have long hair as a young kid?: longish.... in year 7 it was loooong!&amp;nbsp; liike past the bottom of my shoulder blades long.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What message is on your voicemail machine?: dont have voicemail&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where would you like to go right now?: ENGLAND!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whats the name of your pet?: oscar, joe-joe, mia, tiggy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:&amp;nbsp; Erm.. *looks for it* tis orange and black... and it some hiking brand.&amp;nbsp; but tis in my cupboard so i cant see which one.. oh wait. tis high seirra!&amp;nbsp; lol. and its empty atm!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you think about most: Penny... *hangs head in shame*&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Idol....</title>
    <published>2006-09-11T15:17:34Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-11T15:17:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">yeah. thats right everyone. kim cried.... WATCHING IDOL!&amp;nbsp; *hangs head in shame*&lt;br /&gt;Clearly tis onyl us the stoopid head that got kicked off sang THIS song.... and it reminded me of pen.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oceans apart day after day &lt;br /&gt;And I slowly go insane &lt;br /&gt;I hear your voice on the line &lt;br /&gt;But it doesn't stop the pain &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;If I see you next to never &lt;br /&gt;How can we say forever &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Wherever you go &lt;br /&gt;Whatever you do &lt;br /&gt;I will be right here waiting for you &lt;br /&gt;Whatever it takes &lt;br /&gt;Or how my heart breaks &lt;br /&gt;I will be right here waiting for you &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I took for granted, all the times &lt;br /&gt;That I though would last somehow &lt;br /&gt;I hear the laughter, I taste the tears &lt;br /&gt;But I can't get near you now &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Oh, can't you see it baby &lt;br /&gt;You've got me goin' CrAzY &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Wherever you go &lt;br /&gt;Whatever you do &lt;br /&gt;I will be right here waiting for you &lt;br /&gt;Whatever it takes &lt;br /&gt;Or how my heart breaks &lt;br /&gt;I will be right here waiting for you &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I wonder how we can survive &lt;br /&gt;This romance &lt;br /&gt;But in the end if I'm with you &lt;br /&gt;I'll take the chance &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Oh, can't you see it baby &lt;br /&gt;You've got me goin' cRaZy &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Wherever you go &lt;br /&gt;Whatever you do &lt;br /&gt;I will be right here waiting for you &lt;br /&gt;Whatever it takes &lt;br /&gt;Or how my heart breaks &lt;br /&gt;I will be right here waiting for you</content>
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    <title>Photos...</title>
    <published>2006-09-11T03:54:21Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-11T03:54:21Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Portions of foxes - Rilo Kiley</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Yeah. Photos of me and pen being stoopid before we went clubbing on friday!&lt;br /&gt;*cries* i miss her SO FUCKING MUCH!&amp;nbsp; Its only been like.. a day and a half since i saw her but it feels like SO MUCH LONGER!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="becuase i'm being considerate...."&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;We aint tools..... much!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;PHONAGE!&amp;nbsp; *giggles*&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tis a coot photo... cept we dont look like ourselves....&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/4.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Naawwww.... &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/kimmoose/5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;I'm not a tool!&amp;nbsp; Seriously! and pen cant raise one eyebrow!&amp;nbsp; *giggles*&amp;nbsp; she looks so coot when she tries tho!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>funnychicken @ 2006-09-10T22:40:00</title>
    <published>2006-09-10T15:08:34Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-10T15:08:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Read more..."&gt;&amp;nbsp;Ganked from noops!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Rules:&lt;br /&gt; 1. You can only answer YES or NO;&lt;br /&gt; 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks.&lt;br /&gt; 3. You shouldn't mention how surprisingly dull this survey is.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Taken a picture naked? No&lt;br /&gt; Made out with a member of the same sex? Yes!&lt;br /&gt; Danced in front of your mirror? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Told a lie? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Been in a fist fight? No&lt;br /&gt; Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Been arrested? yes&lt;br /&gt; Left your house without telling your parents? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Seen someone die? No&lt;br /&gt; Kissed a picture? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Slept in until 3? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Lain on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Played dress up? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Felt an earthquake? yes&lt;br /&gt; Touched a snake? yes&lt;br /&gt; Ran a red light? No&lt;br /&gt; Had detention? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Been in a car accident? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Pole danced? yes&lt;br /&gt; Run over an animal? No&lt;br /&gt; Been lost? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Sang karaoke? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No&lt;br /&gt; Kissed in the rain? yes *giggles*&lt;br /&gt; Sang in the shower? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No&lt;br /&gt; Ever gone to school partially naked? No&lt;br /&gt; Sat on a roof top? yes&lt;br /&gt; Played chicken? yes&lt;br /&gt; Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Broken a bone? no&lt;br /&gt; Mooned/flashed someone? yes&lt;br /&gt; Forgotten someone's name? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Slept naked? no&lt;br /&gt; Blacked out from drinking? No&lt;br /&gt; Played a prank on someone? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Felt like killing someone? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Made a parent cry? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Cried over someone? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Abseiled/Rappelled? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Had sex more than 5 times in one day? no&lt;br /&gt; With the same person? &lt;br /&gt; With different people? &lt;br /&gt; Had/Have a dog? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Been in a band? Yes&lt;br /&gt; Drank 25 sodas in a day? No&lt;br /&gt; Shot a gun? yes&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Name = kimberley &lt;br /&gt; Piercings = 11&lt;br /&gt; Tattoos = None&lt;br /&gt; Height = 168cm&lt;br /&gt; Shoe size = 8&lt;br /&gt; Hair color = reddish brown&lt;br /&gt; Length = just below my shoulders&lt;br /&gt; Siblings = one brother and one half sister&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; LAST… &lt;br /&gt; Movie you rented = shit. havent returned them yet! *head desk*&lt;br /&gt; Movie you bought = bad girls dvds.. i wana buy domino tho&lt;br /&gt; Song you listened to =&amp;nbsp; advertising space atm&lt;br /&gt; Song that was stuck in your head = Ben by michael jackson&lt;br /&gt; Cd you bought = who killed the zutons&lt;br /&gt; Cd you listened to = zutons&lt;br /&gt; Person you’ve called = Mum at work.&lt;br /&gt; Person that’s called you = Umm.. mum i think&lt;br /&gt; Tv show you’ve watched = Idol.&lt;br /&gt; Person you were thinking of&amp;nbsp;= Pen&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; DO…&lt;br /&gt; You have a bf or gf = Yes!!&lt;br /&gt; You have a crush on someone =&amp;nbsp;Well yeah...doesn't everyone?&lt;br /&gt; You wish you could live somewhere else = right now, yeah. Portsmouth.&lt;br /&gt; You think about suicide = Not anymore&lt;br /&gt; You believe in online dating = no.&amp;nbsp; only if u can meet up&lt;br /&gt; Others find you attractive = erm.. some&lt;br /&gt; You want more piercings = yeah :P&lt;br /&gt; You drink = yeha&lt;br /&gt; You do drugs = No&lt;br /&gt; You smoke = No&lt;br /&gt; You like cleaning = god no&lt;br /&gt; You like roller coasters = Fuck yeah!!! &lt;br /&gt; You write in cursive or print = [print innit!&lt;br /&gt; You carry a donor card = no&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; FOR OR AGAINST… &lt;br /&gt; Long distance relationships = against them. mainly becuase I"M IN ONE!&amp;nbsp; and it fucking SUCKS!&lt;br /&gt; Using someone = Against&lt;br /&gt; Suicide = depends&lt;br /&gt; Killing people = Against&lt;br /&gt; Teenage smoking = Against&lt;br /&gt; Premarital sex = for&lt;br /&gt; Driving drunk = Against&lt;br /&gt; Gay/lesbian relationship = *giggles* I wonder....&lt;br /&gt; Soap operas = Against&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; FAVORITE…&lt;br /&gt; Food = choclit&lt;br /&gt; Song = Changes too much&lt;br /&gt; Thing to do = *laughs at noops* same as her methinks... cept with my girl not hers :P&lt;br /&gt; Thing to talk about = Pen ... :P&lt;br /&gt; Sports = soccer and rugby UNION&lt;br /&gt; Drinks = cowboys and pulse&lt;br /&gt; Clothes = my PJs&lt;br /&gt; Movies = Bend it like beckham&lt;br /&gt; Band/singer = zutons&lt;br /&gt; Holiday = england &lt;br /&gt; New nerdy saying = sorted... innit&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; HAVE YOU…&lt;br /&gt; Ever cried over a guy = Yes&lt;br /&gt; Ever lied to someone = Yes&lt;br /&gt; Ever been in a fist fight = yes&lt;br /&gt; Ever been arrested = yes&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; NUMBER… &lt;br /&gt; Of times I have been in love? = 1&lt;br /&gt; Of times I have had my heart broken = 0&lt;br /&gt; Of hearts I have broken? = too many *sigh*&lt;br /&gt; Of girls I have kissed? = 3&lt;br /&gt; Of boys I have kissed? = 5&lt;br /&gt; Of drugs taken illegally? = 1&lt;br /&gt; Of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? 7&lt;br /&gt; Of people I consider my enemies? = 0&lt;br /&gt; Of times my name has appeared in the newspaper = no idea&lt;br /&gt; Of scars on my body? = Faaaaar to many to count.&amp;nbsp; *hangs head in shame*&lt;br /&gt; Of things in my past that I regret? = too many.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; FAVORITE… &lt;br /&gt; Disney movie = parent trap&lt;br /&gt; Scent = the smell of choclit ?&lt;br /&gt; Word = clearly&lt;br /&gt; Nickname = moose &lt;br /&gt; Guy name = sebastian&lt;br /&gt; Girl name = charlie&lt;br /&gt; Eye color = blue&lt;br /&gt; Flower = dark red roses. sunflowers&lt;br /&gt; Piercing = tragus&lt;br /&gt; Actress = keira knightly *drools*&lt;br /&gt; Actor = Johnny Depp&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; DO YOU THINK YOU ARE…&lt;br /&gt; Pretty = Sometimes.&lt;br /&gt; Funny = But&amp;nbsp;of course.&lt;br /&gt; Hot = Nah&lt;br /&gt; Friendly = Yeah&lt;br /&gt; Amusing = Umm.. i guess&lt;br /&gt; Ugly = sometimes&lt;br /&gt; Lovable = yesh&lt;br /&gt; Pessimistic =god yeah&lt;br /&gt; Optimistic = not nearly enough!&lt;br /&gt; Caring = Yeah sometimes too caring&lt;br /&gt; Sweet = umm.. i dunno&lt;br /&gt; Dorky = sorta?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; RANDOM…&lt;br /&gt; Spell your first name back wards = yelrebmik&lt;br /&gt; The story behind your user name = year 8. chicken treat ad. zara try and bernie. amy. form class.&lt;br /&gt; Are you straight? HELL NO!&lt;br /&gt; Where do you live? perth, Australia&lt;br /&gt; 4 words that sum you up = depressed. lonely. sleepy.thirsty&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; DESCRIBE YOUR…&lt;br /&gt; Wallet = stripey&lt;br /&gt; Hairbrush = ghardly ever used&lt;br /&gt; Toothbrush = blue.. or green...&lt;br /&gt; Jewelry worn daily = my dog tags... my leather necklace thing. my watch. my ring. my leather band that teegz gave me. my silver chain on&amp;nbsp; my writs.&amp;nbsp; all my earrings. my belly bar. my england wrist band. my aus wrist band.&amp;nbsp; i wear way too much :P&lt;br /&gt; Blanket = atm camo&lt;br /&gt; Coffee Cup = whichevers closest&lt;br /&gt; Sunglasses = annoying at times&lt;br /&gt; Underwear = atm... red with mickey mouse&lt;br /&gt; Shoes = kustums decorated by me!&lt;br /&gt; Handbag = HA!&amp;nbsp; I gots one! *is proud* b'day pressie from jessi.l is black and has studs and is.. rusty?&lt;br /&gt; Favorite top = date me before i'm famous :P&lt;br /&gt; CD in stereo right now = who killed the zutons&lt;br /&gt; What you are wearing now = date me t-shirt and my aussie boaries.. plus all my 'jewelley"&lt;br /&gt; Hair = tied up?&lt;br /&gt; Make-up = feck off&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)…&lt;br /&gt; In my mouth = polo&lt;br /&gt; In my head = penny and achage&lt;br /&gt; Wishing = pen was sitting with me&lt;br /&gt; After this = go to bed&lt;br /&gt; Talking to = robyn and some random&lt;br /&gt; Eating = polos&lt;br /&gt; Fetishes = Wouldn't you like to know?&lt;br /&gt; If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? = amanda vanstone&lt;br /&gt; Person you wish you could see right now = penny&lt;br /&gt; Is next to you = the wall?&lt;br /&gt; Something you’re looking forward to in this up coming month = tomorrow be the 11th which means 3 months! :O&lt;br /&gt; Something that you are deathly afraid of? = something happeneing to pen&lt;br /&gt; Do you like candles = forshizzle&lt;br /&gt; Do you like hot wax =lmao.&amp;nbsp; *remembers a certain bad girls femslash*&lt;br /&gt; Do you like incense = ish&lt;br /&gt; Do you like the taste of blood = not really&lt;br /&gt; Do you believe in love = yeash&lt;br /&gt; Do you believe in soul mates = yeash&lt;br /&gt; Do you believe in love at first sight = not sure&lt;br /&gt; Do you believe in forgiveness = Yep.&lt;br /&gt; Do you believe in God = not sure&lt;br /&gt; What do you want done with your body when you die = cremated&lt;br /&gt; Who is your worst enemy? = armstrong&lt;br /&gt; If you could have any animal for a pet = the ones i currently have&lt;br /&gt; What is the latest you’ve ever stayed up? = ages... like 2 days?&lt;br /&gt; Ever been to Belgium? Nope&lt;br /&gt; Can you eat with chopsticks?yup *is proud*&lt;br /&gt; What’s your favorite coin? 5c&lt;br /&gt; What are 5 cities you wouldn’t mind relocating to? Porthsmouth, Loghborough, london, launceston, leceiseter&lt;br /&gt; What are some of your favorite pig out foods? choclit&lt;br /&gt; What's something that you wish people would understand? same sex relationships&lt;br /&gt; What’s something you wish you could understand better? many things&lt;br /&gt; Anyone you miss that you haven’t seen in a long time? Ugh!&amp;nbsp; I MISS PENNY! 24hrs is A LONG TIME DAMMIT!&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>becuase i cant put iinto words how much i miss her already</title>
    <published>2006-09-10T14:33:44Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-10T14:33:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="5" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BIG DISMAL LYRICS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;font size="2"&gt; &lt;strong&gt;"Missing You"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I don't want to say goodbye&lt;br /&gt; I can see the fear inside your eyes&lt;br /&gt; It's so hard to walk away&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I know that this feels like the end&lt;br /&gt; Life never seems to let you win&lt;br /&gt; But I'll be back someday&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I'm already missing you&lt;br /&gt; But I'm not even gone&lt;br /&gt; In time we'll be together again&lt;br /&gt; And it won't be long&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Now everything goes up and down&lt;br /&gt; And the world keeps spinning round and round&lt;br /&gt; And still you're waiting there&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I'll try to make it another night&lt;br /&gt; And dream of you when I close my eyes&lt;br /&gt; 'Cause I'll be back someday&lt;br /&gt; Just hold it in&lt;br /&gt; Don't let it go&lt;br /&gt; You'll always live&lt;br /&gt; Inside my soul&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>Dad</title>
    <published>2006-08-27T14:20:02Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;h1&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;font color="#003399"&gt;Kate Bush&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#003399"&gt;This Woman's Work&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/h1&gt;
Pray God you can cope. &lt;br /&gt; I stand outside this woman's work, &lt;br /&gt; This woman's world. &lt;br /&gt; Ooh, it's hard on the man, &lt;br /&gt; Now his part is over. &lt;br /&gt; Now starts the craft of the father. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a little life in you yet. &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a lot of strength left. &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a little life in you yet. &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a lot of strength left. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I should be crying, but I just can't let it show. &lt;br /&gt; I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Of all the things I should've said, &lt;br /&gt; That I never said. &lt;br /&gt; All the things we should've done, &lt;br /&gt; That we never did. &lt;br /&gt; All the things I should've given, &lt;br /&gt; But I didn't. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Oh, darling, make it go, &lt;br /&gt; Make it go away. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Give me these moments back. &lt;br /&gt; Give them back to me. &lt;br /&gt; Give me that little kiss. &lt;br /&gt; Give me your hand. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; (I know you have a little life in you yet. &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a lot of strength left. &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a little life in you yet. &lt;br /&gt; I know you have a lot of strength left.) &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I should be crying, but I just can't let it show. &lt;br /&gt; I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Of all the things we should've said, &lt;br /&gt; That were never said. &lt;br /&gt; All the things we should've done, &lt;br /&gt; That we never did. &lt;br /&gt; All the things that you needed from me. &lt;br /&gt; All the things that you wanted for me. &lt;br /&gt; All the things that I should've given, &lt;br /&gt; But I didn't. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Oh, darling, make it go away. &lt;br /&gt; Just make it go away now.</content>
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